Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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PENIS :)

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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