Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Poop

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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