- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

a man checks his mypsace

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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