- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

i hate non minorities!

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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