- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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