a irish man walks past a bar

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

dat shoe shine tho

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

whats gay and american? a gay american

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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