whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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