- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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