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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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