- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

You know whats annoying? Steve

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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