There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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