Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's the difference between a duck?

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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