Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A praying mantis is very graceful

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops