- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Whats worse than suicide? death

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

time to spruce up!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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