The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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