- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Sarah Palin.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

kieran is a homosexual

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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