How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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