- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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