what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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