whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...