What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

A boy with red hair is happy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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