- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

tea with milk?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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