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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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