- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS