A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

antonio has a penis head.lol

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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