- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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