- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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