Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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