what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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outside your comfort zone

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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