- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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