Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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