- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what's the difference between a duck?

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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