WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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