- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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