- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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