- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

So these two girls have a cup .

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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