- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

knock knock come in !

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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