- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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