What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Women's Rights

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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