How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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