- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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