- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A cat playing laser tag.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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