- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

hey guys im gay

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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