HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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