Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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this website is a bad joke

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Anti Joke

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