Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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No your aunties a joke

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Anti Joke

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