- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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