what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Click here to end the world.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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This is not a joke.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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whats green and lives in the water

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Anti Joke

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