- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

whats black white and red all over an abused child

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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