Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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