Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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