- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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