Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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