What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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i hate non minorities!

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Death by kayak

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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