Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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