human centipede

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Granny porn!

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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