- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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