Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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