- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Granny porn!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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