- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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