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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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