I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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