A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Poker face

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Refridgerator.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

justin beiber sucks

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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