Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Womens rights.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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