- Anti Joke

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Who wants water? I do.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

knock knock who's there? your destiny

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks