- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Women's Rights..

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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