Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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