- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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