- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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