- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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