- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why did your mum die young because she had canser

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Pain Olympics.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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