Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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