- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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