Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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