Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Gay rights.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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