- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

your mom.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Justin Bieber

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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