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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

i like turtles

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Cancer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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