Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

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