theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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