- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

you will like this because i am black.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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