- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Katy Perry

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

nothing

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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