- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

jd and zach loves vigina

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

dry handjob

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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