Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Turkey Balls

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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