How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Tucker Rivera

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A guy walks into a bar

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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