- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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