- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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