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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.