I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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dallen loves penis

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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black people swimming

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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