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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Black people in Camden NJ.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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