What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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