What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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