What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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