- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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