- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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