- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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