What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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