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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

so...um, yeah

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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