Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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